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The only perspective that matters. What to expect at #BlogHer10

Avitable — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 04:00:29 +0000

Plenty of bloggers have been writing handy little guides to BlogHer. But none of those bloggers are me. None of them have my perspective. Nor my back hair. The official inevitable inimitable irresistible Avitable guide to BlogHer: 1. BlogHer does not happen in a vacuum. This isn't Hedonism. This isn't a nude beach. This isn't [...]

The Passive-Aggressive Dentist

Neil — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:24:03 +0000

Several weeks ago, I had a dentist’s appointment. Sophia’s mother passed away that week, so I had to cancel. The dentist was not happy because he said “he was waiting for me.” I rescheduled for the middle of July. In … Continue reading →

My comic geek boner is rising

Avitable — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 07:13:59 +0000

Video Games | DC Universe Online | Exclusive Who Do You Trust Trailer XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

Technically, this is a new blog post … but you would be hard-pressed to find a more lame and sorry-ass excuse of a post than this

Daddy Scratches — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 03:33:41 +0000

So this is what it’s come to: I’m in bed, on the verge of passing out from exhaustion … but, like any obsessive-compulsive iPhone user worth his or her salt, I can’t just climb into bed and go to sleep. Oh no; first, I must check Twitter and email, for you never know when that [...]

Nerd Alert

dadgonemad@gmail.com — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:06:55 +0000

Hi. I'm wearing Oakley Split Jackets with no lenses and listening to phat rhymes. Thought you should know.

One week . . .

Avitable — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 04:00:37 +0000

A poop video I couldn’t refuse

BusyDad — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:38:44 +0000

Let me tell you something about paid campaigns and me. If it's something I'd never blog about for free, I'll pass. I like beer money as much as the next guy, but I've got my eyes on the real prize: my nip-slips posted on TMZ. Dragging you through a post that I dragged myself to write solely for the money is not the path to TMZ enlightenment.

In other words, yes, Huggies paid me to make this video (along with 1 other upcoming video and 2 posts). But they had me at "poop." Because I can achieve fame through poop videos.

Along with beer money, Huggies gave me a ton of their Natural Care Baby Wipes and challenged me to live "Poo Free" this summer. As you'll see below, that's a tall order.

The edited-for-time video is on Huggies' Facebook page but I have the exclusive Director's Cut here:

Holy Holy Elevator

Neil — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:09:00 +0000

It’s a little difficult publishing real-life posts lately, but I do enjoy fooling around with writing, mostly because it is relaxing, and I feel like a schoolkid doodling in a notebook. So consider this a doodle. Holy, Holy Elevator Oh … Continue reading →

War Paint

dadgonemad@gmail.com — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:57:09 +0000

“Hi, daddy,” she says sweetly. I look up from my book and see a form that sounds and smells like my seven-year-old daughter. But something is off. Something has happened to her face. She looks…undead. “Hi, kid,” I say back, smiling through my terror so as not to scare the child. “Whatcha been up to?” “Oh nothing. Just playing the my makeup and stuff.” She says the words with so much pride in her voice,...

You Might Be A Sexual Predator If . . .

Avitable — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 04:39:20 +0000

I know it's a little delayed, but in the wake of the Swiss refusal to allow the US to extradite Roman Polanski, I thought I'd put up a little primer for all of those people out there who worry that they too may have to flee to Switzerland, land of chocolate, clocks, cheese, and chesters [...]