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Happy Birthday, Angel!

Happy Birthday to my bud, the lovely Angel, aka CheekySweetie. Fresh home from Vegas, she continues to smash through obstacles by starting school today. I feel honored to have the woman in my life, and hope her day is phenomenal.

The Amazing Sybil Law

And that brings me to yet another great lady, Sybil Law, who is my guest tonight on SecondHand Radio. Put her on my People-That-Live-Too-Fucking-Far-Away List. I don’t get to see her nearly often enough. I mean, the woman spelled my name with her ass!

Funny, smart, snarky, and gorgeous, I think you’ll agree that Sybil rocks it. And you can find out just how much when she joins me again this evening for another hour of fun talk and call-in action.

Showtime: 10:00 PM EST, 9PM Central, 8PM Mountain, 7PM Pacific. Chatroom opens 15 minutes before showtime.

Call-In Number: 724-444-7444, Call ID 23738

Show Link: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/23738

List of future guests can be found here.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: To avoid browser problems (which some people tend to have with Talkshoe), you should do the following:

1. REGISTER AT TALKSHOE BEFORE THE SHOW.

2. DOWNLOAD THE TALKSHOE CLIENT.

3. If you have trouble logging in, feel free to call in and I’ll leave you on mute. You can listen to the show live that way.

The Talkshoe Live client works great and (for my money, though it’s free) offers a better chatroom experience. You just need to select it vs. the web interface when you’re about to launch the show.

Look forward to seeing you all there tonight. You’re all welcome to call in and chat.

--- Thanks for reading! SecondHand Tryptophan

It’s Thursday, so you know what that means. No, not The Mentalist or Private Practice. Those are reruns today, anyway.

I’m talking SecondHand Radio! Live call-in show, chatroom to play around in, ability to call in and talk to me and my guest. I think you should be there.

Tonight, my guest is Sarah from Sarah & the Goon Squad. You can find her on Twitter @GoonSquadSarah. Sarah and I have lots in common. She has eyes, I have eyes. She likes beer, I like beer. She has twins, I have twins. She thinks I rock, I like that she thinks I rock. It’s the Circle of Life, people.

Showtime: 10:00 PM EST, 9PM Central, 8PM Mountain, 7PM Pacific. Chatroom opens 15 minutes before showtime.

Call-In Number: 724-444-7444, Call ID 23738

Show Link: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/23738

List of future guests can be found here.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: To avoid browser problems (which some people tend to have with Talkshoe), you should do the following:

1. REGISTER AT TALKSHOE BEFORE THE SHOW.

2. DOWNLOAD THE TALKSHOE CLIENT.

3. If you have trouble logging in, feel free to call in and I’ll leave you on mute. You can listen to the show live that way.

The Talkshoe Live client works great and (for my money, though it’s free) offers a better chatroom experience. You just need to select it vs. the web interface when you’re about to launch the show.

Look forward to seeing you all there tonight. You’re all welcome to call in and chat.

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Tonight on SecondHand Radio, my guest is the lovely and nude Naked Jen! I met Jen at BlogHer ‘09 in Chicago. Actually, the first time I saw her, she was, well, naked. Paraded herself in all her glory down the escalator, through the hotel lobby, and got cheered the whole way.

I thought, “I really need to meet this woman.” She’s totally taken my Dancing in My Boxers idea to the ultimate level. While I’ve been naked on my blog, I don’t know that I have the guts Jen has.

She’s also a vegetarian, into the homeopathic scene, and loves dogs. We’re gonna have a great time chatting and I hope you can join us.

Showtime: 10:00 PM EST, 9PM Central, 8PM Mountain, 7PM Pacific. Chatroom opens 15 minutes before showtime.

Call-In Number: 724-444-7444, Call ID 23738

Show Link: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/23738

List of future guests can be found here.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: To avoid browser problems (which some people tend to have with Talkshoe), you should do the following:

1. REGISTER AT TALKSHOE BEFORE THE SHOW.

2. DOWNLOAD THE TALKSHOE CLIENT.

3. If you have trouble logging in, feel free to call in and I’ll leave you on mute. You can listen to the show live that way.

The Talkshoe Live client works great and (for my money, though it’s free) offers a better chatroom experience.

Look forward to seeing you all there tonight. You’re all welcome to call in and chat.

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Tonight at 10pm Eastern, it’s SecondHand Radio with my guest Father Muskrat, who you can find on Twitter here. I met the man at BlogHer ‘09 and enjoyed his company a lot. Course, that was before I learned he has a giant tallywhacker. Now I feel slightly threatened. Nevertheless, the show must go on.

Sadly, I just learned BlogHer is sold out, so it’s pretty much a given me and my offensive t-shirts won’t be there this year. Damn unemployment.

Showtime: 10:00 PM EST, 9PM Central, 8PM Mountain, 7PM Pacific. Chatroom opens 15 minutes before showtime.

Call-In Number: 724-444-7444, Call ID 23738

Show Link: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/23738

List of future guests can be found here.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: To avoid browser problems (which some people tend to have with Talkshoe), you should do the following:

1. REGISTER AT TALKSHOE BEFORE THE SHOW.

2. DOWNLOAD THE TALKSHOE CLIENT.

3. If you have trouble logging in, feel free to call in and I’ll leave you on mute. You can listen to the show live that way.

The Talkshoe Live client works great and (for my money, though it’s free) offers a better chatroom experience.

Look forward to seeing you all there tonight. You’re all welcome to call in and chat.

CONTEST

Eden Fantasys is providing me with a prize to give away to you, my lovely, dirty readers. It’s a $25 gift certificate to their shop, and believe me when I tell you, there are lots of things for girls and guys alike in that store. I may own some things myself. What? A boy likes a hot pink vibrator. Don’t judge.

You could even use that $25 toward their Kissa glass vibrator. It’s waterproof and everything.

RULES

1. Email me your funniest sex stories. I want the stuff that makes me spit beer through my nose. Confusing super glue for lube is tragic, by the way, not especially funny. Email your stories to karl at secondhandkarl dot com. Be sure to put Crazy Sex Story in the SUBJECT.

2. Deadline is MIDNIGHT on Wednesday, March 24. That’s just before we officially hit Thursday. Don’t be late.

3. One entry per person, please.

4. I will not be judging the contest. Instead, I have chosen three remarkable individuals to read the stories and come up with a winner and a runner-up. The judges are: Michel (LeSombre), Shannon (Bubblewench), and Janet (IzzyMom). They won’t see the names or emails of the people sending the stories, just the stories themselves.

5. Funniest story receives the $25 gift certificate to Eden Fantasys. Runner-up will receive a special prize from the SecondHand TryptoGear store. It might even contain a peek at the new 2HT design, coming to a browser near you very soon.

So…get to writing. Make us laugh with your dirty, dirty self.

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Tonight, 2HRadio returns with a vengeance. My guest is Maria, aka Mommy Melee. Hope you’ll be there to listen and say hi. Everyone is welcome to call in.

Showtime: 10:00 PM EST, 9PM Central, 8PM Mountain, 7PM Pacific. Chatroom opens 15 minutes before showtime.

Call-In Number: 724-444-7444, Call ID 23738

Show Link: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/23738

List of future guests can be found here.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: To avoid browser problems (which some people tend to have with Talkshoe), you should do the following:

1. REGISTER AT TALKSHOE BEFORE THE SHOW.

2. DOWNLOAD THE TALKSHOE CLIENT.

The Talkshoe Live client works great and (for my money, though it’s free) offers a better chatroom experience.

Look forward to seeing you all there tonight. Can’t wait to chat with Maria.

SillyBring Details

For those that are coming to Sebring for SillyBring on April 24, I’ve got a few hotels I can recommend.

We’ll probably be out and about doing stuff during the day on Saturday, then going to a watering hole for the evening.

HOTELS

Holiday Inn Express

La Quinta

Residence Inn

Quality Inn and Suites

They’re all within 5-10 minutes of each other (and me).

If you’re driving in, it’s pretty much a given you’re coming in on 27…that’s the main drag here. If you’re flying in (first of all, you’re nuts) then Orlando International is closest (airport code MCO). Tampa (TPA) is next closest.

Any questions? Email me (or text if you have my number). Or Twitter. Whatever, it’s easy to find me.

So far, we have 6 confirmed. If you’re coming, be sure to let me know.

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I’ve gained 7 pounds. Not sure why. I have been exercising. Isn’t that the point of moving, to LOSE weight? Or at least not gain any?

Sigh.

Waiting. I hate it. Yesterday, I waited with Mom at the doctor’s. Almost an hour. With weak Edge, at best.

Visit went well. Mom is now officially without both her leg brace and the thumb brace. We should hear from PT this week to schedule her therapy. You couldn’t pay me to be in that room when they start working her knee. I’m not ready to hear my Mom talk like Hilly.

Fucking cocksnuggling sonofaWHORE! Touch that knee again and I’ll rip off your head and shit down your neck, you festering pool of donkey piss!

Today, we went to Social Security to ask a few questions. They have a brilliant system. If you go into Social Security at, say, 15 years old…then, by the time you get to the window, you’re probably eligible for Medicare.

They also tell you to turn your cell phone off before entering. Whatever. Listen, I’m barely convinced that my cell phone is a threat on a plane 33,000 feet in the air. I’m certainly not shutting it off in the Social Security office. I did, however, mute it.

What? I’ve got to get my Moxie on.

Patience. I don’t have much of it. I quit asking God to give me patience, because it inevitably means He provides me a shitton of situations in which I HAVE to be patient. Screw that. I don’t have the patience to gain patience legitimately.

I don’t like waiting, especially when the ball is totally not in my court. I chomp at the bit, grasping at something to do while I sit around and do, well, nothing. Waiting on YOU. Ugh.

Waiting on friends. Waiting on doctors. Waiting on the assclown in front of me in the checkout line at the grocery store to pay with all coins. Waiting on my meds in the mail. Waiting on 2HT to be finished. Waiting on April to get here so I can see Shannon. Hate it all.

SecondHand Radio Returns

One thing I have been waiting for is SecondHand Radio to return. It’s been months since Mom broke her kneecap. I tried one show after that and it didn’t go over well. I needed a break while Mom healed from her break. Well, she’s walking around now – slowly, but steadily – without a splint, so that’s good.

Thursday at 10pm Eastern, 2HRadio comes back. My guest is the lovely Maria, aka Mommy Melee.

Please mark your calendars, tell your friends. We’re back. I’m returning to one show a week, though. Thursday nights. Twice a week was too much.

Live chatroom to play in while the show is on. You’re all welcome to call in and talk to Maria, say hi, ask questions, whatever. Go to the SecondHand Radio page and get all the info.

Looking forward to it. I’ve missed my show. Thankfully, the waiting for that is nearly over.

I haven’t lined up any other guests. If you know of someone you’d like to hear as a guest, let me know. Even if it’s you.

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It’s time for SecondHand Radio to return from the holidays, and tonight is the very first show of 2010. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed because my guest is none other than the Queen of Diplomacy herself, the Bubblewench!

Shannon is a dear friend who I always enjoy being around, and this is her first appearance on 2HRadio. A northern gal through and through, she’s bombastic, hilarious, and genuine. She’s also known for saying things out loud that most of us think but don’t have the balls to say. Once or twice, saying such things has gotten her in a little trouble, but it’s one of the things I love about her.

Shannon is also my Prick Buddy, which we’ll discuss tonight, too. It’s all about the Year of Resolutions.

I don’t often tweak the show time around, but Shannon is someone I’ve wanted on the show for a while and she works crazy early hours and shit. So tonight I make an exception and we start an hour early.

Yes, tonight’s show starts at 9:00 PM Eastern, 6:00 PM Pacific.

The phone number is 724-444-7444, Call ID 23738. You can call in just to say hi to Bubblewench, ask her a question, or talk about your New Year’s resolutions. Whatever.

I highly recommend that you go to my SecondHand Radio info page, register at Talkshoe.com and download the Talkshoe client (though not required, I think it’s a superior chatroom experience).

Tell all your friends. And if you have trouble getting into the show for some reason, feel free to call in and you can listen on the phone that way. I can leave you on mute, if you prefer.

Showtime: 9PM EST, 8PM CST, 7PM Mountain, 6PM Pacific (and that’s 2:00 AM GMT)

Show Link:

http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/23738

Call-in Number: (724) 444-7444, Call ID 23738

2HRadio Info (including complete list of upcoming guests)

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First of all, my heart goes out to Kim, who lost her daddy early today. I’m sorry, babe. Cancer fucking blows.

There’s also a brand new holiday update from Clusterfook’s family on her blog today. Her husband, John, gives a bit of news about what they’ve been up to this year, along with some photos.

Tonight, it’s the last episode of SecondHand Radio for 2009, and I hope you’ll be there as we celebrate the holidays in style with Nobody. Yes, Nobody. I’m not allowed to use the photo I have of him because it turns out that Google owns the rights to Nobody’s face, and I don’t have money for Christmas shopping, let alone royalties. On top of that, he’s wanted by 3 out of 4 police in the East Undershirt area. But still, he pretty much looks like his Twitter avatar.

Show starts at 10pm Eastern, and the chatroom opens 15 minutes before showtime.

The phone number is 724-444-7444, Call ID 23738. You can call in just to say hi to Nobody, ask him his theories on Santa Claus’ involvement in the death of Britney Murphy, or just tell us what you want for Christmas. Or Hannukah. Or Kwanzaa. Festivus. Whatever.

I highly recommend that you go to my SecondHand Radio info page, register at Talkshoe.com and download the Talkshoe client (though not required, I think it’s a superior chatroom experience).

Tell all your friends. And if you have trouble getting into the show for some reason, feel free to call in (using the phone number below) and you can listen on the phone that way. I can leave you on mute, if you prefer.

Showtime: 10PM EST, 9PM CST, 8PM Mountain, 7PM Pacific (and that’s 3:00 AM GMT)

Show Link:

http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/23738

Call-in Number: (724) 444-7444, Call ID 23738

2HRadio Info (including complete list of upcoming guests)

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Recognize this dude? No? Well, that’s because that’s his Witness Protection Disguise.

Recognize him now? YES! It’s Mr. Schmutzie! You probably know him as the Palinode, purveyor of fine leathers and riding crops. And yes, he really is that blurry in person. His REAL name is Aidan Morgan. Oops.

Shit.

Maybe I shouldn’t have said that, with the whole Witness Protection thing and all. Right.

Aidan was born in Halifax, Nova Scotia. And I’ve been to Halifax, Nova Scotia! My oldest Internet friend, Cindy, lives there. And when I say “oldest,” I mean “longest.” Yeah, she’s really, really long. Like 249 inches long. Bizarre, right? Anyhow, we’ve known each other since 1995. So…clearly, both of them having resided in Halifax, Cindy and Aidan have to know each other. Just as they know everyone else in Canada, it being such a small country and all.

Palinode has done a lot of those 5 Questions things with Onlyaman. And he’s on my show tonight, so…

What would you like me to ask The Palinode? Comment here and let me know. Or better yet, tune in live tonight at 10:00 Eastern and ask him yourself!

This is the penultimate show for 2009, you know.

The phone number is 724-444-7444, Call ID 23738. You can call in just to say hi to Aidan, ask him anything you want, or tell us what you want for Christmas. Or Hannukah. Or Kwanzaa. Whatever.

I highly recommend that you go to my SecondHand Radio info page, register at Talkshoe.com and download the Talkshoe client (though not required, I think it’s a superior chatroom experience).

Tell all your friends. And if you have trouble getting into the show for some reason, feel free to call in (using the phone number below) and you can listen on the phone that way. I can leave you on mute, if you prefer.

Showtime: 10PM EST, 9PM CST, 8PM Mountain, 7PM Pacific (and that’s 3:00 AM GMT)

Show Link:

http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/23738

Call-in Number: (724) 444-7444, Call ID 23738

2HRadio Info (including complete list of upcoming guests)

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Tonight on SecondHand Radio, 10PM Eastern (9PM Central, 8PM Mountain, 7PM Pacific, and 3 AM GMT), my guest is none other than Angel. She’s a dear friend and you probably know her more by her moniker CheekySweetie. Or on Twitter as - whaddya know? - @CheekySweetie. I like it when people are consistent…same user name all over the place. It makes things easier for me.

And since the world revolves around moi, that kinda rocks.

After quite a while being Twitter/blog buds, I finally got to meet Angel in person this year and hang out with her a few times. She’s geeky, smart, funny, hot, a mother, and yes…cheeky.

We’ll be talking live tonight and I hope you’ll join us for another fun-filled episode of SecondHand Radio.

Every one of you is welcome to call in and talk with us. The phone number is 724-444-7444, Call ID 23738. You can call in just to say hi to Angel, or maybe even say something to me, though she’s really the far more interesting person between the two of us.

I highly recommend that you go to my SecondHand Radio info page, register at Talkshoe.com and download the Talkshoe client (though not required, I think it’s a superior chatroom experience).

Tell all your friends. And if you have trouble getting into the show for some reason, feel free to call in (using the phone number below) and you can listen on the phone that way. I can leave you on mute, if you prefer.

Showtime: 10PM EST, 9PM CST, 8PM Mountain, 7PM Pacific

Show Link:

http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/23738

Call-in Number: (724) 444-7444, Call ID 23738

2HRadio Info (including complete list of upcoming guests)

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